#1 God Hates Jags (0-0) vs #2 Too Many Cook (0-0)
Corbin Stone vs Phil Johnson
Andrew told me if I didn’t write these I would be kicked out of the league. So to get back at him I am going to make myself game of the week for this week. To be fair though, we were just ranked #1 and #2 on his own power rankings, so I’m not sure there is a better game I could’ve chosen. Plus there is just so much on the line.
For Corbin (aka me) what is on the line is redemption. This Corbin guy came out the gates like a directionally challenged horse last year, and is really hoping to not repeat that this year. Maybe this year will be better, especially because according to him, he was drafting with “a bunch of morons.” He got the Quon, and still found a way to pick up Nick Chubb and Keenan Allen. Can’t start too much better than that. After rounding off his team beautifully, he was reportedly spotted rosterbating post draft in a dark room.
For Phil, so much more is on the line. Technically he said no to the proposal, but so that everyone in the league can shame him into doing it, I will tell you all here that his wife reportedly doesn’t mind the name Corbin. Which is truly such an honor for me. This naturally led to the idea of playing for a name. If I win, Phil names his child after me. It’s only fair. I’m not even a bad person to name a child against. If you ignore the rosterbating claims above, I have done literally nothing wrong ever in my entire life. So just do it maybe???
My prediction: Little baby Corbin comes into the world at 7 lbs even.
For fun, Andrew and I are both picking who will win each matchup this year and keep a running total. His picks will be in bold, mine in italics
God Hates Jags vs Too Many Cooks
Just Wing It vs Mexico Militia
Country Road, Take Mahomes vs Team KamiKOZe
Schweitz Sexy Squad vs Meme Dream Team
Team Koz vs Draw on Her Like Doodlebob
Team ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ vs Ain’t Nothing But a Peanut
Fixin’ for a Mixon vs Beginners Luck ?
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