Regardless of what you’re writing the opening sentence is the hardest one to write in my opinion. I’ve been staring at my laptop for 30 minutes trying to think of the perfect thing to say to introduce you to the return, well the 2nd return (Brett Favre?), of power rankings, but the jokes can’t always …
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Okay, so maybe it isn’t the return of the Jedi, that happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… but, it is the return of power rankings!! I’m sure my loyal fans have been worried sick about the future of this popular side gimmick and I am here to tell you rest …
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Andrew is incapacitated right now. I think that’s the word. So without his permission, I am going to try my hand at this instead of doing the Game of the Week. Why? Two reasons. The first: to show to Andrew that he doesn’t own me. The second: there’s no glory in game of the week. …
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#6 Mexico Militia (2-0) vs #3 Country Road, Take Mahomes (1-1) Joe Stuart vs Andrew Peterson Let’s get right into it. Last week I called out a few guys on their team names and guess what, those two teams went 0-2. Maybe that happened because they caved. They didn’t stick to their guns, and as …
Let me start by saying I love Thursday night football. With that out of the way, f*** you Thursday night football! Sure, I love a little middle of the week football, it’s been a long week at school and/or work, and the Thursday night game is like a little tease of the weekend, willing you …
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#2 Draw on Her Like Doodlebob (1-0) vs #6 Team KamiKOZe (0-1) Thomas Shearer vs Logan Kozminski Let’s get one thing out of the way real quick. Leaving your fantasy football team name as “Team LASTNAME” is a crime worthy of capital punishment. That is directed specifically at Casey. You really couldn’t come up with …
It’s finally here, the first full weekend of REAL football. You’ve been waiting 217 days for this moment, ever since the high scoring, action packed Super Bowl 53 between the Rams and Patriots. You’re so amped for the new season, everyone with a fresh slate, the hype of newly acquired players, and the hope of …
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#1 God Hates Jags (0-0) vs #2 Too Many Cook (0-0) Corbin Stone vs Phil Johnson Andrew told me if I didn’t write these I would be kicked out of the league. So to get back at him I am going to make myself game of the week for this week. To be fair though, …
I just first want to say this isn’t like a prediction of how I see the final standings up. It’s largely record and points for based so if I think your team sucks, but if you’re 3-0, and lead the league in points for, you’ll find yourself around the top of the rankings. Also, please …
All Time Records (Win %) 1. Phil Johnson 29-12 (.707) 2. Logan Kozminski 17-10 (.630) 3. Casey Kozminski 8-5 (.615) *2018 Champion 4. Corbin Stone 25-16 (.610) *2016 Champion 5. Justin Schweitzer 24-17 (.585) 6. Dylan Batchelor 8-6 (.571) *Former Member T7. Amarve 21-20 (.512) *2017 Champion T7. Stanley Gray 21-20 (.512) 9. Kathleen Gray …
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